Cry Buy

If you buy something you either can't afford or you regret deeply after purchaseing it, it's a Cry Buy.

Tom: Holy shit, waffles to $199.99 each. I want five!
Carl: Sounds like a cry buy.

by Lubba November 21, 2007

cry hypostasis

cry hypostasis is a creator who comments "cry hypostasis" on random tiktoks.
they r really nice and funny if u get to know them, and they also are a big fan of genshin and nge
ALSO GO FOLLOW THEM ON TIKTOK RN 😠💢

"omg it's a grey cube"
"no it's not dumbass it's cry hypostasis"

by maelaloo February 26, 2022

Kev Cry

A kev cry, is the act of leaving a conversation in a sad/angry mood which is used to make the people in the conversation feel bad/guilty about what they have done or said. The person doing a "kev cry" gains sympathy, at least attempting to to gain sympathy. not necessarily gaining it in the end.

A: You completely flirt with my friend

B leaves the conversation.

A: Why did he just leave?
C: He is away for a kev cry again.

by SkeletonMan August 02, 2009

Cry Shield

The haircut preferred by the emos. It is where the hair is parted to the side covering one or both eyes. This is done so that the emos can do all of their immense crying secretly

Just look at just about any emo person and you will see a cry shield

by NiceGuy121212 February 03, 2007

Boy Crying

That odd thing that boys do when they want to cry, but feel like they cannot becuase they are boys. They sort of turn away and pretend to be tired, or have something in their eye, or be rubbing out a headache. It's both sad and a bit funny to watch. Sometimes it works to get sympathy, tho they ussually do not intend this.

I was upset and had a serious conversation with my boyfriend, Jake. I told him that he has no direction in his life. I realized I was being too harsh when he started boy crying. It was very sad.

Sam got hit in the nuts with a baseball, and he started boy crying as he ran away.

by WestCoastLisa January 11, 2006

Crying wolf

Based on the tale of the boy who cried wolf, a reference to someone who is never trusted or taken seriously because they are known to constantly fuck/joke around often to their own detriment.

Just ignore that asshole, he can't be trusted, he's known for crying wolf.

by Goddess12* December 27, 2013

Far Cry

Completely Different

I've eaten pizza before , but this one was a Far Cry

by seven.56789 July 19, 2010