that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

crimbles

A British slang word for Christmas.

Happy Crimbles everyone! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas holiday.

by JLBuberel December 26, 2009

The Crumbles

1. The feeling you have when everything is crumbling around you or when you have the feeling that it is.
2. Another word for depression or a sense of impending doom

Gordon: Gosh I just feel like everythings crumbling around me
Dr. Coomer: Oh dear Gordon, that sounds serious. You may have come down with a case of "The Crumbles"

by Bertrahm September 7, 2022

crambled

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)

Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.

by tdcunning September 22, 2005

The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.

Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.

by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006