Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

Las Cruces

A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.

"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"

"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."

by Insane-sam October 27, 2008

Crucial

Also used as a noun to describe how important and nesessary something is.

This shit is the crucial!

by sammyp July 21, 2008

cruck

A car that has truck like qualities; a truck that has been half eaten by a car.

Truck-car.
Car-Truck...
Cruck.

Man that Subaru Baja Sport is quite the cruck! Word!

by Kenny007 August 4, 2006

The Crucifix

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005

Crucial

Refers to an action, event, or object that is far beyond amazing. This word is spreading like wild-fire.

Ah shit bro....that dunk was crucial!

by Mack D & Dor January 24, 2003

The Crucible

possibly the lamest book to ever be written it is quite possibly the most hideous of punishments to be placed upon a high school literature class. It has also been noted to possess some scenes of soft core porn.

This book fuckin sux what is it?

Duh, its the Crucible.

by All the good names are gone March 6, 2009