creme de la crotch

a woman's vagina with a serious case of yeast infection.

I ate out Cindy's pussy last night and got a taste of that sweet creme de la crotch

by muck&bean December 1, 2009

Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

Flame Crotch

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.

Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly

by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

Crotch Pop

The kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn.

Friend 1: Oh no, There is no more popcorn!
Friend 2: Eat the crotch pop, it's still good!

by crotchpop November 16, 2009

Crotch Out

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.

It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.

It is occasionally used as a mating display.

I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.

by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012

crotch juice

any fluid found in or around said area (i.e. - period blood, sweat, cum, etc.)

How often do they wipe the crotch juice off the new citibikes in New York??

by greenlightstop September 12, 2013

crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014