Crossfaded

a term used by kids who have not yet or are only recently capable of legally buying alcohol which refers to the act of smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol at the same time.

I was trying to pound some beers and get stoned until this kid started getting excited about getting crossfaded. I quickly became ashamed of myself for being in the company of this jackass and decided to simply go home instead.

by beholdfateknocks September 8, 2010

CrossFit

Gay exercise

I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.

by Lord Zuke April 9, 2019

Crossfit

The capacity to endure severe physical pain for set periods of time. Some may find this addictive.

His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.

by AthleticSaffa December 1, 2020

crossfaded

A word used by people who like to label smoking weed and drinking at the same time. Usually people who use this word have little or no experience using either of these tools. This word used in the presence of people who are drunk and stoned will initiate an uncontrollable spell of laughter, and the drunk and stoned will then make fun of the these people that are calling them crossfaded for the rest of the night and probably week.

stupid girls no way, I can't get crossfaded
drunk/stoned dudes what the fuck is crossfaded?
stupid girls when your drunk and high at the same time
drunk/stoned dudes laughter.. there's a name for it

by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

Crossfader

1. A person who partakes in the action of getting crossfaded.
2. A mixture of a stoner and a alcoholic.
3. An individual who regularly smokes marijuana and gets drunk at the same time.

Stoner 1: Man, I'm blown finish this bowl
Alcoholic: Naw I'm already drunk
Stoner 2: Just do it
Alcoholic: Alright let me hit it...fuuuuk I'm feeling good, Imma do this all the time
Stoner1: Gay dude you're a crossfader

by Iron Lungs July 13, 2009

cambodian crossface

While receiving a blowjob, you grab the girls head and give her an intense crossface with your erect penis. This is used to inflict pain on the bitch, not to make her happy so go all out

I didn't think she was giving me her best sucking, so I decided to just give her a Cambodian Crossface until she learned her lesson

by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008

crossfit

An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony

Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:

*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony

Let's grab hawaii Tony and do some thrusters for the crossfit wod!

by Crossfit Tony August 14, 2010