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choppin wood

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.
I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!
by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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Chopping McGregors

Tickiling someone for an unreasonable amount of time on the neck until they can't take it and while they are distracted, strike them with one (or two) swift blows to the kidneys or surrounding areas.
Just wait until Brooke gets here, she loves Chopping McGregors!!
by Jules Smooter February 12, 2010
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Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
by Pussbucket January 21, 2011
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Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010
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Choppin' Veggies

When a man dick slaps the vagina repeatedly and then enters the vaginal passage in a quick forward thrusting motion.
Woman: Boy, I hope this movie doesn't completely suck.

Man: So what if it does? You know we will be Choppin' Veggies halfway through anyways.
by P-God August 6, 2011
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choppington

choppington is a small shit hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the spunk produced by bulls. Inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. No other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, but also vicious rapings which happen often in the area.
'choppington' a real horrible place
by sam plank January 12, 2012
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Croopin

Meek: I was croopin on ya bitch, in an elantra on 76, she want that classic hoagie, but you got that junior dick
by CroopDaddy April 21, 2019
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