Floptropican Citizen

A Flop Citizen is a person who resides on an island near Chile named: Floptropica.
The Flop Citizens live all the way over in Floptropica! If you are a Floptropican, I have 100% respect for you, thank you.
- a fellow floptropican.

This dumb bombastic Da Boys tried to shoot up Floptropica, a Floptropican Citizen held their head high and beat the Da Boys being with Trishaypatussy in Floptropica.

by ilvssplling April 7, 2023

free trial citizen

A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.

I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.

by katajamasaki November 3, 2004

critic

A critic is someone who has no discernible talent so tries to make someone else feel as useless as he/she is.

Critic 'Dude, you SUCK at guitar'
Billy 'Oh, so I guess you're a guitar genius then?'
Critic 'No, I can't play guitar'

by Billy D. Kid June 25, 2006

Movie Critic

1) A person whom is never correct.

2) Not talented enough for Hollywood, too talented for teaching. Also works in reverse.

A: So, what do you do for a living?
B: I'm a movie critic.
A: I see. So, what do you tell your parents you do for a living?

by Thisnameistake November 17, 2016

Citizen Kane

Orson Welles co-wrote, direted and starred in 1941's Citizen Kane, which is widely thought of as the best US film ever made.

That movie stole a lot of ideas from Citizen Kane

by orson_rules July 11, 2004

Citizen 'X'

Just a plain old normal dude; an 'everyman'; sample example of standard good citizen.

"The police, who allegedly protect and serve the public welfare, often act as an armed terrorist organization. CITIZEN 'X' has much to legitimately fear when he sees their party lights in his rearview mirror."

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is Love October 19, 2006

weed critic

One person in a group of stoners who feels the need to look like they know something about weed and criticizes everybody elses weed

Weed critic: Dude that blunt is way to fat it'll never light

Me: Just shut the fuck up and take a toke

by fthatdog August 20, 2008