creeper

an offensively unimaginative word devised by tacky, braindead college students to describe people they deem sinister, indecorous, uncouth, or otherwise unpleasant.

"omg, i was gettin wasteyface at bennigan's, and some creeper was totally creepin on my bestiessss!!!1!!

by Sherman McCoy March 30, 2008

Creeple

Creepy ass people.

That person who masturbated next to me on the bus. That creeple keep whacking his mole even when people watching.

by ashmadallah March 30, 2015

The Kovel Creeper

A unsavory entity that lives in the Lenexa, Kansas area, a suburb south of Kansas City, Kansas and lurks around mainstream retail businesses such as Radio Shack, Office Depot or even Sears with the title of Store Manager or Assistant Store Manager. It stands 5'7", pudgy, as pale white as the undriven snow, and its bald head makes a excellent visual for the term DICK HEAD. This truly gruesome being must be avoided at all costs and if its looks alone don't overwhelm you with shear terror and misery the squawking of extreme BS that devastates the ear drums of those that stand within a 55-60 foot radius. This Creepy fellow also has a sister figure and mother and father figures, all resembling troll like creatures. The sister figure is also in the same line of work but that is another story altogether...

Guy: Did that creepy bastard just hit on you?
Girl: Ya, he hit on me and like 8 other girls in this very isle with the same cheesy pickup line. He said he was the Store Manager..
Guy:.. OMG! I think that was The Kovel Creeper! WTF!!!

by The Amazonian Prodigy November 11, 2009

Mr. Creepies

The overwhelming feeling of depression and self-pity, accompanied by strong feelings of suicide; it is typically caused by an epic hangover or by extreme alcohol withdraw.

I got so shitfaced at the Ravens game, I must keep drinking or else I am going to get Mr. Creepies. I drank so fucking much last night Mr Creepy is definitely going to pay me a visit tomorrow. Ughh, got a gun?!?

by Salty Crocodile March 18, 2011

jeepers creepers

The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.

Also a horror movie.

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...

by Taradactyl January 3, 2004

crack creeper

the smallest of all farts that you can feel slide up the crack of your butt and pops at the top !

everyone that has had the crack creeper knows exactly what this is

by Mr.Jolly Rogers April 8, 2010

Creeper whore

One who creeps on both facebook and skype. This person has no life and sits on their computer all day looking at other people's profiles wishing to be like them.

Well, I was sitting on my computer one day, talking to this girl on facebook... and all of the sudden, she skypes me!!! I was like, "Damn! Creeper whore!"

by Randalf the grey October 27, 2009