creep factor

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

Cyber Creep

A weird nieve person who creeps on predominantly the female population hoping they can find love on the internet via Facebook, Eharmony, Match.com etc.

Hey John guess what? What? I have a hot date tonight! Oh really? Yeah, I added her on facebook because I thought she looked really hot and we just started talking. Aww man come on! Someone's going to think your a cyber creep or something if you dont stop that stuff.

by Red Scrotum's October 27, 2012

facebook creep

verb
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor

"Susan spent 2 hours facebook creeping the super fly guy from her biology class, looking at his pictures, comments, wall, news feed, and that of everyone he is friends with."

by Amandalie January 6, 2009

Creampied

When a woman is filled up with cum (in the ass or pussy) that it leaks out of her ass or pussy.

“He creampied me right in my tight little pussy. I had an amazing orgasm”

by sexdefinitions October 26, 2018

Internet Creep

One who is incapable of chatting up girls in real life and therefore resorts to stalking them online.

So let's say this kid stumbles across a girl's youtube account where she posts occasional vlogs - he finds her physically attractive. He will then google (and perhaps even yahoo) her username and see if she's signed up to any other sites with that same name. Let's say he finds something (Friendster, myspace), he will then try find any information about her he can. This could include where she lives, her age, interests, whatever. If there are any pictures of her on one of these sites he might even save them to his computer (provided the given site allows it). Then when he's gathered what he believes to be enough information, he'll contact her somehow and surprise her by pretending that his interests or whatever are congruent with hers. Say she's from Philadelphia - he'll put on some bullshit about how his Grandparents grew up there. And so on and so forth - that is an internet creep.

by iamwhatiamcalled October 21, 2007

Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.

Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."

by anti-annoying September 7, 2011

Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out

Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us

by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019