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zero cred

Zero Credibility, or a lack of respect afforded as a result of someone having no knowledge on a subject, or improperly applying knowledge.
You get zero cred for that professional kitchen if you’re only using it to heat up frozen pizza !
by MsNYer July 25, 2021
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nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 16, 2023
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Cred

Short for incredible, in a sarcastic way.
“He crashed his car into a ditch
“cred.”
by Jst4vg February 17, 2024
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Cred

From the "Not suitable for children" special.

The shit the kids in South Park drink to be awesome. A reference to the "Prime" drink.
"I got Cred bitches, i got Credddddddd"
by bbloopereelboy31 December 21, 2023
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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sea cred

We can't overtake that boat, he has way more sea cred than us
by Guuskolo May 21, 2017
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Hella cred

When you do or say something cool that people recognize someone for or just something a lot of people lied that someone did. Cred it short for Credit as in getting credit for something you did. Hella means you got lots of it.
I got hella cred for delivering a pizza to an elementary school. I was hearing pizza chants on the way in & giving high fives on the way out. I felt like the f***ing man!
by A background character October 24, 2022
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