The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.

The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.

by tobyornot August 12, 2009

gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..

Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.

by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011

crayola crayons

The most badass way to do your highschool art project!

"Tommy is such a badass! He did his whole highschool art project with his crayola crayons!"

by Max Gaming 03 (YT) March 7, 2017

Color With Crayons

Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed

DooD wanna go color with crayons?

by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007

Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.

god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!

by swan19 March 1, 2010

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.

Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.

by Roqua October 25, 2008