"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling batmug. Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.
by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021
Get the Alligator crawlmug. Bekah, Ally and Tom were a little uncomfortable after their pizza crawl. They hit up three pizza joints, and ate a pie at every one.
by THX-1138 September 15, 2019
Get the Pizza crawlmug. The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
Get the Jaded Crawlmug. With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.
Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.
by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020
Get the crawl-in clinicmug. by That_One_Guy_100 July 9, 2017
Get the man crawlmug. To crawl on one's hands and feet
by berlinadams November 27, 2017
Get the bear crawlmug.