crazed

Crunk + Blazed = Crazed

When you're crazy, drunk, and high at the same time.

That nigga ran in to the pole, he's hella crazed.
Hey guys, I think I'm a little crazed, I'm gonna nap (in the middle of the park).

by cramp October 8, 2005

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

crater

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.

Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.

by mustangman626 October 29, 2014

crater vag

a woman who is bitchy and annoying

my ex girlfriend is a damn crater vag

by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008

Government Created Nano Bot Infection

it's an epidemic...

Along with government created nano bot infection you may also have these terrifying deseases! leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, and hotdog fingers. beware also of count chocolitis..

by Toots Mcgoo August 6, 2008

Craten

A people based out of the small island of Crate in the South-East Pacific. The people were known for a culture based heavily off large, group laugh sessions and were known to be trading silks and spices long before the Qing Dynasty of China was ever established. Their prime empire was in the Masahuti Dynasty from 1340 - 1620 which was a threat to be reckoned with. In 1620, the Cratens overthrew their tyrannical government and an age of democracy was born. Today, the Cratens are a very secretive people, with the only access to the island of Crate being by a ferry known as the S.S. Majestic.

Person 1: "Man, look at that guy! Where is he from!"

Person 2: "Man! You're an idiot! He's from Crate!"

Person 1: "You mean he's a Craten! Oh man! let's go sign his abs!"

by Migoror June 16, 2009

Craned

When an object hits a person in the eye

She just got Craned!

by J Dollas March 8, 2009