crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003

carpet carrier

somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.

1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"

2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"

by perp October 4, 2004

Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 1, 2003

Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014