Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.

Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?

by GirlWanker May 7, 2010

Tramp Cramp

After a long night at the bar with no action, coming home and trying to masterbate until your arm cramps up.

Rookie was trying to jerk off till he got tramp cramp, so he gave up and went to sleep.

by Jeff DK January 23, 2008

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

gramp-cramp

making a complaint usually reserved for old folks, years too early.

i don't mean to gramp-cramp, but sitting through that 3hour king kong movie made my back ache something fierce.

by t-style December 28, 2005

texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

Pussy Cramp

When girls can feel menstrual cramps down in the vagina.

"I was having cramps and as soon as I sat down I felt a pussy cramp up my vagina".

by Luve October 15, 2008