crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
by Vinnnny9 June 08, 2019
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cradle sack

Two penises underneath a ball sack, forming a cradle for the sack to lay on.
My brother and I cradle sacked with Johnny last night.
by Whopluggedjfk February 10, 2018
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 08, 2023
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Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.
Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.
by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019
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Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch
by Nice Try October 02, 2018
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cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about
by Jay July 25, 2003
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Newton's Cradle

During the act of two men penetrating a single orifice of another person, their testicles collide causing a swinging effect similar to that of newton's cradle, the device used to display preservation of energy.
James: "Adam, you fancy doing a Newton's Cradle on Wendy?"
Adam: "Nah, me and Pete did that and my balls ache."
Pete: "Awww yuh."
by Wangrom July 12, 2010
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