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crispina

Wonderful loving person! Crispina goes out of her way for people she loves. She is the best. She loves to take her dog on walks. She loves to be around others who make her smile and laugh. She has a sensitive heart but don’t express it because she doesn’t want to make anyone worry. Crispina will always have your back. Everyone needs a crispina in there life.
Wow look at crispina walking her dog!

You need a crispina!
by User 130 November 22, 2021
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Arabian Toenail Clippings

When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.
by Stephen Strumimhimer January 11, 2017
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Clipping

Clipping is a penalty in American football in which a blocker will hit a non-ball carrying opponent from behind and below the waist. Not to be confused with block in the back, which is essentially the same thing but the contact occurs at or above the waist.
Clipping is a foul that usually results in a 15 yard penalty.
by Teresa from OK February 21, 2010
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crippen

When a person is crazy and trippen they’re crippen
Man that boy big trippen, nah he ain’t trippen tha nigga crippen
by Flexroid February 10, 2019
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Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.
person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!
by Bryan W. March 29, 2007
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Crispin

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.
"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004
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crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks
Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017
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