Couple

two to fifteen objects or ideas of the same sort.

A couple of cookies, is fifteen. A couple of chores is two. QED

by Iramch Spittlinger June 16, 2009

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

coupled

Two people joined in a relationship.

"It's so nice to see that Jan and Mark have finally coupled."

by Ahhmeer April 22, 2008

Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

by DaddyMc October 15, 2018

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

Cousin Couple

Cousins who are romantically involved.

Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.

by Rev. Jim Joggers November 22, 2006

perfect couple

Two people made to be together forever.

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)

by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008