Count Scroggula

An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.

Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!

Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!

by Misty Dawn July 15, 2008

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Lay count

Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with

Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now

by NormiesGetOutNOW October 30, 2018

lip count

Number of people you have kissed

Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's

by Nessaandjc December 24, 2016

count commas

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted

all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas

by highkeyflex69 February 25, 2018

count spunkula

The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008

Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.

1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."

by A Student of English July 14, 2018