Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.

The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.

by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022

count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023

Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.

1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849

by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023

Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.

Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023

count without the O

Count without the 'O' - a man with little morals

James - "Did you hear? Stephen mushroom stamped 3 Latvian gypsys in Prague while at his sisters piano concert"

Boris - "Hells teeth... that count without the O"

by SneakyT October 10, 2006

Count Grishnack

Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.

The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.

Why did Count Grishnack have to kill Euronymous?! WHY?!

by mylovedenied October 9, 2004