Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020

The Coroners

The way a piece of shit dad says "corona virus."

"Shayla got the coroners."

by TH16 April 14, 2021

Ja’Corion

A young man who has a bright future ahead of himself.He’s very smart and outspoken.

That was outstanding Ja’Corion!

by Asia D.Gilmore November 23, 2021

Aunt Corinne

An individual who doesn't contact you during your life, until after you visit your mother in hospice care and then informs you that your visitation was suspicious. In general a person who falsely accuses you of some wrongdoing especially at the most hurtful time. Also, an individual who will, for example, make a will for your mentally ill mother with a brain tumor that excludes you from the will. Alternatively, a general reference to someone who is cruel and heartless and doesn't apologize for their actions. Alternatively, an individual with a god complex.

Wow, that person is such an Aunt Corinne... Oh man, you were just Aunt Corinned I feel so sorry for you... ugh, I was just Aunt Corinned, I can't believe someone would do that...

by Potato Chips For Breakfast December 23, 2021

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Freya and Corinne

Hate each other xx

Corinne: I hate Freya
Freya: I hate Corinne
Lucy: I hate Freya and Corinne (outside perspective)

by cleothecat July 8, 2023

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025