Corona Goggles

When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.

Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.

by vdub4motion April 11, 2020

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

Corona Hot

A woman who has a fantastic body, beautiful eyes, lovely forehead, gorgeous hair, and sexy voice, but whose hideous face below the eyes is obscured by her N95, surgical mask, or other form of government-mandated face protection worn during the coronavirus pandemic.

Dude, I met this chick at the market today and she seemed hot as f*ck. But she was wearing a mask, so she could just be corona hot.

by Josh E Z April 18, 2020

corona coin

The term for the $1200 stimulus money given out during Covid.

Yo I just bought a cheap jet ski and a mediocre hooker with my $1200 corona coin.

by stooch182 April 20, 2020

Corona Brain

someone who panic buys toilet roll hand sanitizer and flour. like come on others need toilet rolls are we just going to use a showerhead and drip dry

look at that stupid Corona Brain

by moonshinersRus April 21, 2020

coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.

When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Corona Buddies

Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.

Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.

aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend

(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies

Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry

by lorem_dipsome December 29, 2020