le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.

Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.

by Coots Friends April 23, 2018

Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 21, 2019

Coote

CooTe, Kay•OoTe, Cay•OoTe :Singular/Adjective; used to describe an exceptionally asthetic individual or object in reference to them being unbelievably adorable.

Ie: "That girl Tori is Coote. Id definitely take her out to dinner."

by BlackflagV0cab211 July 30, 2019

coot

something or someone that is too cute to say “cute”, most commonly used by littles and/or in roleplays.

my girlfriend’s little moustache hairs are so coot, i just want to kiss her face!

by Mars Bars N Stars July 4, 2024

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018