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Conversation Sniper 

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........

conversation rape 

when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about
while I was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job
conversation rape by EspyWoodcrest October 19, 2011

Conversation Starters 

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.
"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

Conversation Rotation 

The order you are standing in while having a conversation that has been going on for so long that changing the standing order of the members in the conversation would make it feel awkward.
*Group having a conversation*

*two people switch places*

Me: AW MAN! Dude you just totally wrecked the conversation rotation! It doesn't feel right...

conversation blaster 

The act of farting to end one talking/speaking.
John: "Hey Dave you need to clean up the"
Dave: "(FART)"
John: "Dude way to fart, you conversation blaster"

Conversation Invader

A person who while not a part of a conversation will jump in uninvited. This causes the others in the conversation to give each other a "Who the fuck is this guy look."
Danny: "I can't stand that guy over there he's such a conversation invader."

Ken: The other day I was trying to flirt with this girl and he totally invaded my conversation.

Danny: What a freak.