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Constact

A portmanteau word being a blend of "constant" and "contact". Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020, when many employees were suddenly forced to work remotely; yet retain instantaneous communication with their co-workers.
Despite me now being able to work in my underwear, I was forced to keep in constact with the office.
by Office Skivvy April 14, 2020
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Constança

Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.
Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
by The author of dirty September 7, 2016
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amanda costas

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look voters, amanda's birthday is soon and i want this to be her gift. give this a good rating for her please !!! it's not like anybody will look it up besides her so it won't harm yours or anyone elses urban dictionary experience. there's no reason not to so plssssssss!!!

amanda costas is a wonderful, kind amazing person. she has lots of friends, she's a really good dancer, and she's really smart. amanda is also someone who is really passionate. when she decides she likes something, you can bet you'll be hearing about it for a while. some of her favorite things are probably marvel, pasta, dancing, survivor, broadway shows, glee, the walking dead, ice cream, or talking to her friends. amanda costas can often be found in the company of an emily, a hot guy, or a dance teacher. she has a lot of shoes. amanda is high spirited and someone people often want to be around. she won't admit it but she's actually very very smart. Some things amanda does not like are pizza, mildread, school, biology class, sickled feet, cucumbers, and boarding schools. amanda's birthday is probably in may.

amanda costas is different from just amanda because her initials are AC which means she's cool.
did you see amanda costas' dance performance at lincoln center with travis walls?

people are calling amanda costas the next sherlock holmes after her work on the case of the missing ice cream
by cilantro.is.yummy April 22, 2020
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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.
Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.
by Robert MP September 5, 2008
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costasize

The watering-down of sports broadcasts with human interest crap. Named for Bob Costas, the NBC sportscaster who has singlehandedly reduced the sports content of US Olympic broadcasts by 50%.
I wanted to watch some downhill skiing, but they Costasized the whole thing and only showed two skiers.
by jPod September 9, 2008
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