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conservatron

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus
Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.
by NickFender August 10, 2012
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compassionate conservatism

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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Conservitard

Hunter called that moderate kid a libtard for not worshipping Trump, what a conservitard.

Why are boomers such conservitards?
by MYNAMEISJOHNCENA June 23, 2020
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conservatives

1)A term for people who learn towards the right side of the political spectrum. Like all political idealogies, it has both good and bad points.
2)(In America) A political affliation. Conservatives tend to believe in people taking care of themselves with as little government help as possible. They do not usually believe in social welfare systems. They also tend beleive in a strict interpretation of the Constitution in regard to the powers of the governement. Many but not all conservatives are supportive of the war in Iraq. A large portion of conservatives are Republicans.
Sadly, some conservatives (as with all groups of people) are biased and blindlly accuse liberals and other people they don't like of being "un-american" or not committed to protecting our country from terrorists.
3)a) Careful or cautious about things
b) not given to flamboyancy.
Ex. 1) A group of conservative farmers fought government laws that would regulate the amount of fertilizer they could use per year.
2) The conservative politcal commentator started attacking liberal policies, but his facts were not very good.
3)a) We need to be conservative with our firewood so it doesn't run out.
b) That's a very conservative outfit you're wearing for that job interview.
by andriod5 August 27, 2005
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Conservaskank

A conservative turned media whore.
They will constantly interrupt people when it is not their turn to talk, and do just about everything to get their voice heard.

The legend has it that after the conservative has proved themself to be batshit crazy, he/she/it signs a pact with the Devil, and then are promised a half-life full of airtime.

The only reason that the devil deals with these people is because of his ties with Faux-er, I mean Fox-News.
He totally makes serious moolah when these goons appear on TV.

Needless to say, these people give a bad name to the respectable and sensible conservatives.

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"Ann Coulter is a prime example of a conservaskank; she kept interrupting the show's host even though he was agreeing with her, thus showing the world what a crazy bat she is."

"Debbie Schlussel is only invited onto various news and radio stations because of her retarded political views. Her purpose is to mystify people with her unsolvable mystery: How someone so well-educated has turned into such a racist, ignorant, webtrolling conservaskank."

"Hey man, that person is really conservaskankin'!"
by Sereth December 24, 2008
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Conservative Slander Artist

A Activist, blogger, or any form of media personality that promotes prejudice and hatred towards liberals.
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.

Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Bob was surprised by all the videos by Conservative Slander Artist that he could find on youtube.
by Bob_the_Patriot April 3, 2008
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compassionate conservative

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.
by caligirldancer August 20, 2006
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