Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 28, 2007

lauren conrad

Star of the reality show, laguna beach.

Her brain was likely found in a dumpster.

Her tv show kills brain cells.

Lauren Conrad - "Like OMG i went and got a venti vanilla chai latte with non fat milk at starbucks last night!"

Audrina - "Like OMG, that's, like, so cool."

Lauren - "OMG, lets, like, go to the cafe and get another latte!!"

by Scott Kucharski January 31, 2008

Lauren Conrad

T.V. reality star, and fashion designer. Most famous for reality television hits Laguna Beach and The Hills. Likes fugly guys. Most people who become famous usually start dating hotter people, but not her, she seems to be going for uglier and uglier guys as she becomes more well known.

Google Lauren Conrad, Jason Wahler, Kyle Howard, and Derek Hough.

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 25, 2011

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!

Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*

by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007

Cassidy Conrad

Cassidy Conrad is a dumb bitch that will turn her back on you and stab you in it. She will act like your friend then go talk crap about you the second you leave. Never trust anyone named Cassidy, especially Cassidy Conrad

Cassidy Conrad is a back stabber.

Cassidy: means that she is unhorsed and not truthful

by 🥶♿️💙 October 18, 2019

Pulling a Conrad

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.

James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.

by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 20, 2007