Corgasm

Better known as cory arthmatic one.

Cory gave me a corgasm.

by Narcofcisco December 28, 2005

Consastic

When one is being conceited in a sarcastic way.

-I am pretty much the coolest person I know.
-Jeez could you be a little more consastic!?

by Courtney Callan May 26, 2006

conga line

Where a group of males (usually two or more) stand at adjacent urianls, and hold hands whilst at least one is peeing. There can be as many guys standing in a conga line, there can even be more than there are urinals, only one of them has to be peeing for it to be a conga line.

Pronounced CONE GAH LINE

*man walks into room, and see's two other guys, standing at adjacent urinals. they arent having a conga line, but the man decides he wants to have one*
Man: HEY! CONGA LINE! You guys got room for a third?!

by Aika December 28, 2005

conga

A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.

The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.

The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.

"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"

And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.

"CONGA!!!"

"What the hell you are you talking about, asshat? Cut that shit out."

"...CONGA!!!"

by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005

congs

Congs is a novel way of saying congrats. Origin trails back to a unique person popularly called the gatra. His passions included eating cookies cooked on used underpants. His other inventions included coolvivs, vivs, but is known to have added special dimension to the meaning of bamboo, papaya, melons.

Congs vivek, congs chaggi, congs pahadi etc etc

by tumharabaap March 29, 2010

momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006