Confuseless

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.

I'm utterly confuseless!

by LdyLarke November 4, 2011

Confufled

Confufled means you're confused and upset at the same time but you don't know how to explain yourself.

I'm confufled, I can't solve this math problem. I know I got the wrong answer but I can't find the way to get the right answer and why is that the answer.

by Kkblaze November 12, 2020

confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confufled

Being confused from or by an animal

This gorilla made me confufled

by quackers151 December 29, 2017

Confussled

When a person feels confused about which hole they have to stick a dick in.

John was confussled about where he had to stick it. Was it the ear? The mouth?

by THD11051849 August 11, 2010