Articles of Confederation

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"

by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

conflustered

To be confused to the point where your sentences are made of actual words but lack any consistent point whatsoever.

then i got so conflustered that i messed up my entire speech and the whole class laughed at me.

by CCdances August 26, 2004

confederate flag

A flag to represent the sweet South. It DOES NOT stand for slavery you jackasses so stop getting your underwear in a wad.

I proudly display the rebel flag, my heritage.

by Adrienne November 6, 2004

Never Confused

Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.

From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please

"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"

by Wingy May 18, 2006

Shotgun Confederacy

An Openly Homosexual Gaming clan, Canadian based. Named after a Homosexual Sex Act.

We just beat the Shotgun Confederacy at Call of Duty.

Ya, but how hard is it to beat a bunch of Canadian Homosexuals?

by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.

Another Weather Confused Slut...

by Fire Queen October 1, 2010

Confederate Svelte

Used to describe one who would be embarassed to wear spandex in a weight obsessed city such as Los Angeles, but who would pass as relatively thin in regions of the southeastern United States.

Herman Goering fell into the Confederate Svelte category

by Zippy April 22, 2005