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Concert Resume

a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.
1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!

2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010
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basement concert

slang for when a band has their first debut concert promoting their own sounds, usually inviting only their close friends. originated from the US whereby homes have basements and bands there usually practise and have concerts in their basements.
Hey, are you going for Mark's basement concert? its the first time their band's performing!
by scaff December 25, 2004
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Rambo concept

from the book of senses.

When a person under the influence of marijuana can only fuckyes(focus) on his ultimate goal and will not back down untill he/she has reached it kinda like Rambo.
Amir:" yo dude are you gonna be ok to drive"
Nik: "of course you are forgetting about the Rambo concept"
by Nik Armi January 19, 2010
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concept

a theory about the nature of reality
i can't find my shoes because they went for a stroll
by nathanael June 19, 2004
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Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.
"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)
by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005
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Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell
Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.
by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008
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concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)
"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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