Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.

I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.

by Stuff24 February 7, 2019

si senor commercial

I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).

I'll take anal bum covers for 400.

by my name is john and i love red(MC homies) February 27, 2003

TV Commercial Black Friend

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.

"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."

by DannyBonco April 6, 2010

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.)

“A frequently visited place.”

Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020

Go Commercial

When inmates fight in the presence of correctional officers.

You stole my shit muthafukka, I'm gonna go commercial on yo azz.

by Marius LJ April 30, 2022