Colorado Crater

The act of fucking someones ass so much it widens their anus temporarily.

I was giving her sucha Colorado Crater that my nuts disappeared.

by Tha Voice September 3, 2007

Contradick

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.

Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick

by In.The.AM July 12, 2012

Contract Wars

A Russian based Free to play First person shooter with RPG elements. It runs on the Unity engine and is browser based. It is a depiction of where all combat is taken on by private military companies (P.M.C.s). All of the fighting shown is between B.E.A.R. and U.S.E.C. groups. It has great graphics, it is pretty balanced, has interesting maps, and focuses entirely on multiplayer games. It can be played on Kongregate and Facebook.

Gilda: "Hey what is a good shooter game that not every one has hear of yet?"

Gustav: "Contract wars is pretty good."

Gilda: "Cool, I'll try it out."

by Gak!? June 4, 2014

political contractor

An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).

Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.

by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

oral contraception

oral contraception: talking your way out of sex

boy:lets have sex
girl:no

by no-name-needed January 6, 2005

Colorandum

The palm of a black person which is lighter than the skin color of the rest of their body.

The light/fair/white part of a black person's palm.

(Coined by the iconic Royinbo in New York)

Stop staring at my colorandum, whiteboy. You ain't never seen black hands in yo life?

Check out the colorandums on Marilyn! She's so dark but her palms are lighter than a white baby's ass!

by Oscar de Leon July 16, 2016

Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"

Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"

by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006