Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy June 2, 2007

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

colonel h stinkmeaner

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

by Lockdown91 May 21, 2007

Colonel Ghadaffi

Derived from British army slang, the NAAFI is the agency that used to provide shops on Army bases. During the working day, soldiers would go in for tea, toast, read newspapers etc.
The Colonel, Ghadaffi.

Are you coming to the Colonel Ghadaffi for a brew?

by Nick Piggott July 19, 2006

Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007