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Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.
Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

Colombian Popcorn 

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie
Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill
Colombian Popcorn by peachplucker November 20, 2019

Colombian Noose 

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.
John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
Colombian Noose by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Colombian Brown 

The act of snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole.
“Last night Sally and I took turns snorting that Colombian Brown.”

Colombian suitcase 

Putting a dismembered body in a suitcase and then throw it away in the middle of a public place
-Haven't seen Pedro in 3 days
-I heard he made a Colombian suitcase

Colombian Card Swipe 

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.