by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008
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(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012
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Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...
Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
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Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
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