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cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
by Jared February 21, 2005
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cockette

the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)
suck my cockette.
by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004
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Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion
"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"
by The maddog October 7, 2008
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cocksta

Term of abuse used for someone who has aspirations to greatness and is worthy of abuse. Often more widely used in a general sense.
Get out of your swivel office chair and make your own tea, you cocksta!

Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.
by Dai Knight August 17, 2003
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Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.
My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.
by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008
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cockstop

1.) When your about to fuck your girlfriend and her best friend fuckin calls her and tells her she broke up with her boyfriend
2.) The part of a chemistry burette used in titration experements that keeps the acid or base flow restricted...
1.) Hell yea baby, lets do it --- not now... carol called and shes having a hard time getting over her ex
2.) make sure the cockstop is turned all the way off so the liquid doesnt escape the burette
by M-Dawggie May 2, 2008
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jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.
by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008
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