Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019

cockface

A Quote from the Trey Parker and Matt Stone classic Film "Team America " The term Cockface means someone who is a Tool or a Douchebag or Smartass.

I might say about a suicide bomber . "wow that guy is a huge Cockface

by N andreson December 30, 2005

cockflocker

to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck

i cant believe you gave a her a cockflocker

by neck buster April 11, 2011

Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

cornflake box

an actor/actress who can't act their way out of a corn flake box

(while watching a movie) He's a cornflake box. He cannot act.

by Jeb Doe April 9, 2016

Cornflake

The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.

Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.

by aperape March 27, 2008