cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 07, 2003

cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!

by git'erdone March 08, 2009

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 10, 2011

Cock Block

When a horrible person stops you from getting the D.

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.

by Jennynovak May 26, 2015

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

by adrian November 28, 2003

Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

by Findamonium March 16, 2017

cock block

a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck

victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks

by victim of the blockage October 22, 2003