cock debacle

A gay sexual situation that goes horribly wrong.

I went to an orgy in Sacramento-it was the worst sex event of my lifetime.

Everyone was so fucked up, no one got their needs met.

It was a straight up COCK DEBACLE

by WonRace November 10, 2022

Cock Drop

When a man drops his (hung) penis onto a surface (usually a wooden table), and it creates a satisfying *thud*.

"Guys, did you hear my sick cock drop earlier? it was so satisfying!"

by William T Shrapnell August 31, 2023

Cock Drop

A raffle / gambling game where a rooster is dropped into an inclosed pen with a numbered grid is the floor. Tickets are sold / money bet on a number on the grid. The lucky winner bet on the number was shot on by the rooster. 50% of the bets goes to the winner and 50% goes to the non-profit organizer of the cock drop.

You going to the cock drop on the Farm tonight?

by Randy@LFH October 13, 2023

kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.

Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.

by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018

National Spongebob cock Day

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.

It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day

by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

cock dust

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.

1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel July 20, 2008