coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

coleenification

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.

mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification

by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009

Cobhead

A Cobhead is someone who is unlucky beyond belief, but at the end of the day deserves it due to the fact they are arrogant, narrow minded and overall just an arse. However, they are pretty cool sometimes, and can give you lifts to the mall.

"Yo we need a ride..."
"What about that Cobhead?"
"What about him?"

by Easy Plick July 6, 2006

cobwebbed it

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.

I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off

by Runner muck February 5, 2014

Cowee

Word used by a middle school boy unfamiliar with internet memes and such. He means "kawaii".

Yeah, it's so cowee.

by See You Second Hour September 7, 2014

Cowee

A nickname for two awesome best friends who will rule the world one day.

That’s my cowee

by Agurlnamedcoweee January 1, 2018

Cobe Shaw

This is the worst of all and has a small penis

Your such a Cobe Shaw

by Urban doc. May 24, 2018