Blood clot

When a group of African Americans are standing around inadvertantly blocking a sidewalk, entrance or area whereby it impedes one from being able to go around them easily.

As Roberto and I walked down the street, we noticed a large group of African Americans standing around, blocking a large part of the sidewalk. I looked at Roberto and said "look out for the blood clot".

by LNN February 1, 2009

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller July 29, 2008

Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

by Mr Peel October 7, 2012

Clotted Cream

Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.

Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream

by mmaazzzzaaP February 19, 2017

Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 6, 2018

Blood Clot

The vagina of a female when she is having her period. Can also be used as an insult to someone.

That blood clot is going to attract every tom cat in the general vicinity.

by Alabama Atheist January 29, 2019

Thot-Clot

Thot-Clot(Adj) Is the worst form of the Wall of Thots, or Thotwall. It generally occurs in large corridors such as school hallways, or Wal-Mart. Like a Thotwall, they are offended very easily. They can only be approched with a cattle-prong, a tazer, or, more commonly, an Ar15.

Guy 1: Holy sh!t it's a thot-clot.

Guy 2: Damn man, guess we need to wip out the common ar.

by Internetwizard November 21, 2019