Oddity Clothing Co.

An indie clothing label started in 2008 featuring screen printed artwork on t-shirts and other clothing items.

"I got this awesome shirt with a vintage looking pinup girl on a bomb from Oddity Clothing Co."

by AlanSlothworth August 8, 2009

Clothing

An unnecessary accessory that women created to make men want it more.

I could almost imagine what sarah looks like with out Clothing on. Shame I cant actually see it.

by heggers March 3, 2012

Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

by aeather January 26, 2014

closing kiss

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.

"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"

by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018

closing scissor lift

when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow

In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.

by the curious c February 25, 2021

Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022