When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
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Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
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