climberfage

A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.

"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."

"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""

"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"

by Axiomaticc January 25, 2010

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Penis Chimbers

After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.

man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!

by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009

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clumbersome

clumbsy to the point of being cumbersome to others; extremely physically awkward

Bubba got to trashed last night he was clumbersome.

by Water of wonder November 2, 2004

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Ice Climbers

Middle tier fighter(s) in SSBM. They are weak individualy, but can do some serious damage if you can use them right. On and tiny level with a high item rate, they will dominate.

"Oh! F-zero, high items! Shotgun Ice Climbers!"

by Matt March 17, 2005

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