Clement Weather Day

A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.

As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.

"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."

by Catvision April 27, 2009

Clebglonked

Flabbergasted, stupefied, and knocked sideways by a bad smell, particularly the stench of diarrhea.

“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was fiercely pooping myself in my sleep. I literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me absolutely clebglonked.”

by Crazeeguy January 21, 2022

clement

A Clement will always flex his crocs on filthy peasants and always cleans them off. Messing with a Clement's crocs might result in serious injury

My dad is such a Clement, don't go into his shoe closet.

by King_of_succ June 18, 2018

clem

North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.

That big girl over there must weight at least 30 clem.

by billgatese30 May 18, 2011

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

Clemens

The kind of guy that every girl wanna have. Hot, tall, blonde and smart.
Treats you like a princess and fucks you like a whore.

Best boyfriend in the world.
Also, Clemens is the Description of a hottie.

f1: „Damn do you see this Clemens over there?“
f2: „what’s a Clemens?“
f3: „Duh are you stupid? That’s the word for hottie“

by yunlenkim March 17, 2019

Clem

A scatty, ratty, clatty description of an individual or object.

Your such a clem mate!
How clemmy is that?!
Clem off!
Clemmed all over it!

by Stacemate304 June 18, 2020