Cleetus

A person who is one of your run-of-the-mill hicks but occasionally likes to fuck alligators

Bro, you are literally being a straight up cleetus.

by cringycow1533 March 27, 2020

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

cleedy

Clingy + Needy
Like, annoyingly so.

Why are you being so cleedy? You're getting annoying.

My cleedy girlfriend just won't leave me alone.

by Cleedy Boy October 5, 2010

builders cleft

when your balls(testicles) or bulge get seperated between your boxers, panties, shorts, or pants to form a crevise

John: Man today in math i had such a bad builders cleft
Mark: Those hurt like hell. I had one yesterday during science.

by mrs garnem1990 April 25, 2007

Yeetus Cleeetus

When u nut in yourself so hard your leg goes numb

I think John just had a yeetus cleeetus

by mrkrabs420 November 16, 2018

cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019