Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008
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Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.
Person 2: Oh, he has Clauseacumaphobia, and Santa is looking relatively hot and bothered tonight.
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Clouser is a type of coder known for emulating old games in a voxel style in games like Minecraft.
This is often done without the use of any extra modification
This is often done without the use of any extra modification
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by Mouse1016 November 30, 2018
Get the Green Clause mug.An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.
Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.
Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.
Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?
by Telephony December 25, 2020
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Get the Collins clause mug.A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
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