Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

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claty

Scottish slang word meaning dirty or unclean. Most often used to describe someone's appearance or actions.

"You seen Helen tonight?", "Aye, she's looking right claty".
"Hey man what the hell are you doing with that 2 day old kebab?", "Eating it, so what?", "You claty wee bastard".

by ScottishCunt August 5, 2013

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A nice emo, generally with blonde hair, likes to fuck shit up and steal shit. Soooooooooo, basically the best person ever. (Usally a Lesbian, due to trademark services and shit.) Don't agree? Well GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Duuuuuuuude, did you see Hannah Clardy back there? She FUCKED shit up, man.

by SamtheHam January 24, 2015

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cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

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Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.

Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"

by SoldierAce April 7, 2022

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