Clapping

Clapping was invented by Dr. Felix Kjellberg when he tried to awkward handshake himself.

Clapping cured my ligma.

by Brad the teetotaler August 3, 2018

clap

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

the clap

Gonorrhea

I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe

by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020

the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

by ronious February 13, 2009

clapped

to get hit or punched

damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga

by KDMG March 6, 2008

CLAPPED

to be shot

"I Pack That Thang Too, So He Come Around This Way, He Will Get Clapped"

by flower_child104 January 6, 2018

Clap

A nickname for gonorrhea, an STD.

Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and one soldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.

"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"

by Rem of Collegeland March 30, 2007